Show the maximum settings in effect for PHP at the command line.

This will cause your machine to INSTANTLY reboot. No un-mounting of drives or anything.

Very handy when something has gone horribly wrong with your server in that co-location facility miles away with no remote hands!

Suspect this works with all 2.2, 2.4 and 2.6 Linux kernels compiled with magic-syskey-request support.

This is handy to just shove into a daily cron entry. If you do use cron, make sure to escape the %d with \%d or it will fail.

USER PID %CPU %MEM VSZ RSS TTY STAT START TIME COMMAND

root 1828 0.0 0.0 5396 476 ? Ss 2008 0:00 /usr/sbin/sshd

If you have some textfile with an unknown encoding you can use this list to find out

More info here: http://nagioswiki.com/wiki/index.php/Checking_/proc/mounts_on_remote_server

If the 'lm' flag is present, then the CPU is 64-bit.

If no output, then CPU is 32-bit.

The value for the sort command's -k argument is the column in the CSV file to sort on. In this example, it sorts on the second column. You must use some form of the sort command in order for uniq to work properly.

This command will log you into somehost via SSH and then go into the background (-f). From there, you can point e.g. firefox at localhost:8000 as a SOCKS proxy. Autossh will use port 20000 and 20001 to send and receive test data on those ports to ensure the SSH tunnel is still running, and will try to re-start the tunnel if it goes down. Make sure you have ssh-agent running, or passwordless ssh keys distributed between the two hosts.

The ip address is of the remote machine running the vncserver. Must log in first to the router then the VNC session. Very nice if you have open-wrt or dd-wrt on your router.

wrapping the snippet in $( )& puts the whole thing in the background so you don't tie up your login session.

I think I could cut down the number of pipes here, any suggestions?

This assumes your mail log is /var/log/mail.log

From 'man netstat'

"netstat -i | -I interface [-abdnt] [-f address_family] [-M core] [-N system]

Show the state of all network interfaces or a single interface

which have been auto-configured (interfaces statically configured

into a system, but not located at boot time are not shown). An

asterisk (``*'') after an interface name indicates that the

interface is ``down''. If -a is also present, multicast

addresses currently in use are shown for each Ethernet interface

and for each IP interface address. Multicast addresses are shown

on separate lines following the interface address with which they

are associated. If -b is also present, show the number of bytes

in and out. If -d is also present, show the number of dropped

packets. If -t is also present, show the contents of watchdog

timers."

The script contains a single command:

cd /a/long/directory/path/i/can/never/remember

the $15 may change for you depending on your distro, etc...

This is a nice way to kill processes.. the example here is for firefox!!! substitute firefox for whatever the process name is...

see sample output

More info here:

http://nagioswiki.com/wiki/index.php/Autocreating_Nagios_Configuration_with_Nmap_and_Nmap2Nagios.pl

friends don't let friends use Robocopy!

from http://matt.ucc.asn.au/ssh-xfer/

"ssh-xfer is a hackish but handy way of transferring files from remote hosts to your local computer. Firstly, you need to run a slightly modified SSH authentication agent program on your local computer. Patches are available for both OpenSSH and PuTTY, see below. If you haven't used a SSH agent program before, this article seems to be reasonable, or you can look at the OpenSSH/PuTTY docs.

You don't need any modifications to your ssh client or server programs - only the modified SSH authentication agent, and the extra ssh-xfer program."

In the sample output, I pressed ctrl+r and typed the letters las. I can't imagine how much typing this has saved me.