Random line from bash.org (funny IRC quotes)
awk 'length($0)>0 {printf( $0 "\n%%\n" )}' > bash_quotes.txt
which will separate the quotes with a "%" and place it in the file.
and then:
strfile bash_quotes.txt
which will make the file ready for the fortune command
and then you can:
fortune bash_quotes.txt
which will give you a random quote from those in the downloaded file.
I download a file periodically and then use the fortune in .bashrc so I see a funny quote every time I open a terminal.
<Lev> have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a billion microsoft blue-screens
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Turns out smacie.com has a text file containing every single one of the borat quotes, each one on a newline. This makes it very convenient, as this can be done without any sed-parsing, and uses less bandwitdth! Note that borate quotes are quite offensive, much more so than "fortunes-off"! Show Sample Output
2curl -s "http://smacie.com/randomizer/borat.txt" | shuf -n 1 - -
I improved a bit on the original by only using sed and extracting the quote with a matching group. Use -nE for sed on Mac OSX Use -nr for sed on Linux. Warning! The quotes from Borat are definitely offensive. Show Sample Output
1curl -s http://smacie.com/randomizer/borat.html | sed -nE "s# *<td valign=\"top\"><big><big><big><font face=\"Comic Sans MS\">(.*)</font></big></big></big></td>#\1#p"
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Any thoughts on this command? Does it work on your machine? Can you do the same thing with only 14 characters?
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awk 'length($0)>0 {printf( $0 "\n%%\n" )}' > bash_quotes.txthappy kidding bash ;)links -dump http://bash.org/?random1 \| sed 's/ *$//' \ | sed -e '/./{H;$!d;}' -e 'x;/girl/!d;' But I cannot print paragraph number one or N, maybe with XML tools ?links -dump http://bash.org/\?random1 | sed 's/\#.*/%/' | sed '1,/Add Quote \/ ModApp \/ Search /d' | sed '/Home \/ Latest /,$d' | sed 's/^ *//' >> bashorg.fortune