Read funny developer comments in the Linux source tree

grep -2riP '\b(fuck|shit|bitch|tits|ass\b)' /usr/src/linux/
These are way better than fortune(6).
Sample Output
Here are some of my favorites:

/* !!!! THIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT MADE BY ME !!! */

/* shit may happen. */

/* Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-) */

/* Let's kick gcc's ass again... */

/*
 * This is such a bitch, you'd think they would make it easy to do
 * this.  Away you daemons of stupidity!
 */

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By: h3xx
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