Commands by dzup

$ scrotit(){ echo "Screenshot in $1 seconds...";scrot -d $1 '%Y%m%d%h.png' -e 'curl -sF file1=@- http://ompldr.org/upload < $f | grep -P -o "(?<=File:).*(http://ompldr.org/.*)\<\/a\>";rm $f'| sed -r 's@.*(http://ompldr.org/\w{1,7}).*@\1@';}
$ scrotit 5
Sreenshot in 5 seconds...
http://ompldr.org/vZ2pqaQ
$

$ cat /etc/issue | omp
http://ompldr.org/vZ2pkNQ

scrot -d 3 '/tmp/%Y-%m-%d_$wx$h.png' -e 'cat $f'|curl -F "image=@-" -F "key=1913b4ac473c692372d108209958fd15" http://api.imgur.com/2/upload.xml|grep -Eo "<original>(.)*</original>" | grep -Eo "http://i.imgur.com/[^<]*"
  % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
100  138k    0   640  100  137k     72  16080  0:00:08  0:00:08 --:--:-- 17506
http://i.imgur.com/YBzHR.pn

for ubuntu precise, just intall ...
sudo apt-get install ruby ruby1.8-dev rubygems1.8 libopenssl-ruby
sudo gem install localtunnel
ssh-keygen -t rsa
python -m SimpleHTTPServer 8000
sudo localtunnel -k ~/.ssh/id_rsa.pub 8000

ompload() { wget -O- - "$1" --quiet|curl -# -F file1=@- http://ompldr.org/upload|awk '/Info:|File:|Thumbnail:|BBCode:/{gsub(/<[^<]*?\/?>/,"");$1=$1;print}';}
(04:50:35 PM) dzup: ompload "http://cs532112.userapi.com/u184036981/video/5c27f37f18.360.mp4"

$ SEED=$(head -1 /dev/urandom|od -N 1);for i in {1..10};do tmp=$(mkpasswd ${RANDOM});pass=${tmp:2:6};echo Pass $pass Crypt: $(mkpasswd $pass);done
Pass 1AQZNa Crypt: caaN60ubhohUE
Pass /klw3e Crypt: EsAy6/BGfW5hA
Pass 2p9/Xo Crypt: vYUo02ti0RGaU
Pass eVLa92 Crypt: QPbtNc90pF9jg
Pass nR1daQ Crypt: S9MYt9RzHPD2g
Pass 8s83Yd Crypt: V91O9VM8mYKP2
Pass aroNEP Crypt: lOMpnIF09dswo
Pass gUIRHL Crypt: 14Zlxq9r98wFo
Pass oja1Vi Crypt: kolcqPKEI7nhs
Pass efFV8T Crypt: 6MP7RUmjGV6bA

$ paste(){ curl -s -S --data-urlencode "txt=$($*)" "http://pastehtml.com/upload/create?input_type=txt&result=address";echo;}
$ paste ifconfig
http://pastehtml.com/view/b9xfkmc6n.txt
$

$ listhw(){ curl -s -S --data-urlencode "txt=$(sudo lshw -html)" "http://pastehtml.com/upload/create?input_type=html&result=address";echo;}
$ listhw
http://pastehtml.com/view/b9s26uvrz.html

ifconfig | grep inet | imgur
  % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
100 10177    0   636  100  9541    416   6244  0:00:01  0:00:01 --:--:--  7200
http://i.imgur.com/vBvvz.png

imgur ifconfig
 % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
100 53159    0   638  100 52521    248  20463  0:00:02  0:00:02 --:--:-- 22104
http://i.imgur.com/nxRsb.png

ls -al
total 40
drwxr-xr-x  2 alex alex  4096 2010-12-13 14:40 .
drwxr-xr-x 96 alex alex 16384 2010-12-13 14:15 ..
-rw-r--r--  1 alex alex  1426 2010-12-13 14:40 Blues.m3u
-rw-r--r--  1 alex alex  3668 2010-12-13 14:40 Other.m3u
-rw-r--r--  1 alex alex  4435 2010-12-13 14:40 Soundtrack.m3u
-rw-r--r--  1 alex alex  2375 2010-12-13 14:40 Uncategorized.m3u